Yup, I’ve got a ladder too The whole damned fam’s got a ladder, dude Don’t need marijuana cuz I’m already high I’ve been climbin’ up my ladder right to the sky Step by step I’m achieving my dreams Cuz now I can reach that can of whipped cream I keep my little ladder in the kitchen My ladder’s tight, it’s bitchin I need it to see the top shelf of the cupboard Cuz I’m reachin’ for the stars like L. Ron Hubbard My teacups are too far away Like I’m too far from LA My ladder’s so sick and my ladder’s so dope My ladder’s so nice, it gives me hope Just because it’s little doesn’t mean it can’t win I tossed my other ladders in the garbage bin Yes my ladder’s small, but it’s stronger than ‘em all I got my little ladder at the shopping mall I saw it from across the store and right away I knew it That ladder was my wife, there was nothin’ else to it First I took the ladder home, then we got eloped in Rome Where I climbed it to the top of the Pantheon I made love to my ladder up there Everybody stopped and stared Now we’re together no more a-wishin But I don’t let my ladder leave the goddamned kitchen Yeehaw!

I've just seen a face I can't forget the time or place Where we just met She's just the girl for me And I want all the world to see We've met, mm-mm-mm-m'mm-mm Had it been another day I might have looked the other way And I'd have never been aware But as it is I'll dream of her Tonight, di-di-di-di'n'di Fallin', yes, I am fallin' And she keeps callin' Me back again I have never known The like of this, I've been alone And I have missed things And kept out of sight But other girls were never quite Like this, di-di-di-di'n'di Fallin', yes, I am fallin' And she keeps callin' Me back again Fallin', yes, I am fallin' And she keeps callin' Me back again I've just seen a face I can't forget the time or place Where we just met She's just the girl for me And I want all the world to see We've met, mm-mm-mm-di-di-di Fallin', yes, I am fallin' And she keeps callin' Me back again Fallin', yes, I am fallin' And she keeps callin' Me back again Oh, fallin', yes, I am fallin' And she keeps callin' Me back again

So I slap a slab of tofu On a single slice of bread Organic, sprouted, and low fat Yes, I am well-fed And if I’m feeling frisky I might even add some spinach One slimy limp lacklustre leaf Voila, sandwich finished Just one soggy little leaf I’ve gotta scratch that itch I was born to be a freak I am the healthy sandwich bitch I am the healthy sandwich bitch, I am the healthy sandwich bitch I was born to be a freak, I am the healthy sandwich bitch I have friends over for lunch And they say “wow, this is great” With an eye twitch and a painted smile They polish off their plates I am literally god when I’m eating sprouted grains I am reaching my selenium and iron RDAs Complex carbohydrates bringing big booty gains That’s the type of shit that drives the boys insane I’m the healthy sandwich bitch, I am the healthy sandwich bitch I am the healthy sandwich bitch, I am the healthy sandwich bitch I was born to be a freak, I am the healthy sandwich bitch “Damn, she got B vitamins!” They call out from their cars “She is plump on plant based proteins!” They bark at me in bars I bring a sandwich there, bring a sandwich everywhere I bring a sandwich near and far I keep a sandwich in my car What’s her secret? What’s her sandwich? Women whisper when I walk Well… I slap a slab of tofu On a single slice of bread Organic, sprouted, and low-fat Yes, I am well-fed Just one slimy limp lacklustre leaf I’ve gotta scratch that itch I was born to be a freak I am the healthy sandwich bitch I am the healthy sandwich bitch, I am the healthy sandwich bitch I am the healthy sandwich bitch, I am the healthy sandwich bitch I was born to be a freak, I am the healthy sandwich bitch I am the healthy sandwich bitch, I am the healthy sandwich, healthy sandwich, healthy sandwich bitch

Man, if you think about it The moon is like, far away Like our hopes and dreams and shit Damn Do you ever just think about life and shit? The moon makes me wonder if there’s more than this I’m so bored of this - just like, life and shit But when i’m looking at the moon I’m like Damn This bitch Is beautiful and shit It’s bliss This Moon of ours And all these pretty stars Could heal the hardest heart’s scars Yo I’m thinkin bout stuff I can’t get enough Of this moon It’s tough It’s rough Being fuckin’ deep as shit Like Peter Criss, I wanna KISS the moon ‘cause it rocks too (yup, it’s a giant rock) I’m writin’ poems in the moonlight It’s tight I might delight in this moon again tomorrow night *cries* Now it’s making me cry I mean - no - there’s something in my eye I don’t cry. I’m a tough ass guy But this moon, bro? It’s sick It’s fuckin’ gorgeous and shit

What is up? Hello. We are going to get this party started. Yes. Got a bubble butt butt butt-b-butt booty Bubble butt butt butt-b-butt booty Got a bubble butt butt butt-b-butt booty (uh) Jiggle it, shake it, wobble it, gyrate it It’s time to let the world know (oh) You got a big ol bouncy butt, hoe (I see it, mmm) No matter what size, you better work them thighs You better clap them cheeks Cellulite? Bitch, please Look at these My cheeks reek steeze Your man be fallin’ to his feets for weeks after he eats my butt meats Butt - butt butt butt booty Butt-b-butt b-butt butt butt booty Butt - butt butt butt booty Butt-b-butt b-butt butt butt booty Confidence ladies, listen to me If I am Hades then he is Persephone I will abduct him into my underworld Under where? Under there, in my underwear So bare Baby, imma make him braid my butt hair I make men scared cuz I don’t care I bounce my butt here, and I bounce my ass there Got a bubble butt butt butt-b-butt booty Butt - butt butt butt booty Butt-b-butt b-butt butt butt booty Like a man-eating bee, it’ll eat you alive My beehive behind be alive with fireflies Cuz it’s lit Lemme sit Take a hit, take a whiff L7-smell the magic It’s tragic You wish you had it, so you grab it It’s gnarly, it’s Karly bitch Let’s party, like Cardi I B makin’ money moves with my butt, boo Butt - butt butt butt booty Butt-b-butt b-butt butt butt booty Got a bubble butt butt-b-butt-b-butt-botty Butt - butt butt booty Butt-b-butt b-butt butt butt booty Bounce, bounce, uh Bounce, bounce that booty, bitch Bounce, bounce, uh Bounce it Bounce that booty bitch Bounce that booty bitch Bounce that booty bitch Bounce that booty bitch Bounce that booty bitch Bounce it, bounce it, uh Bounce it Bounce that booty, bitch

Come here now little baby Come here now little girl You look, look so sad You can have anything in this world Why don't you go shoppin' Go to the boutique Buy yourself something sexy You're just on an unlucky street Unhappy girl, unhappy girl, unhappy girl C'mon and cheer up Why don't you put on some music Put on your favourite song Why don't you start dancin' You'll forget your troubles before dawn Unhappy girl, unhappy girl, unhappy girl C'mon and cheer up Why don't you pop the top now Open up a comic book Call a boy on the phone, now There's no reason to be alone Unhappy girl, unhappy girl, unhappy girl C'mon and cheer up

It’s the first day of school Girls rule, boys drool My parents got divorced I hope nobody knows I’m from out of town and I still pick my nose It’s the first day of school It’s the first day of school It’s the first day of school I gotta be cool I’m shy but my light-up sneakers are fly I get straight A’s in English and I don’t even try My mom packs lunches that always smell weird Kevin got one chin hair and thinks it’s a beard Steven says I’m a spaz Kayla called me queer They don’t know what those words mean, and that’s why we’re here It’s the first day of school It’s the first day of school It’s the first day of school I gotta be cool I gotta be cool

As long as I remember The rain's been comin' down Clouds of mystery pourin' Confusion on the ground Good men through the ages Tryin' to find the sun And I wonder, still I wonder Who'll stop the rain I went down Virginia Seekin' shelter from the storm Caught up in the fable I watched the tower grow Five year plans and new deals Wrapped in golden chains And I wonder, still I wonder Who'll stop the rain? Heard the singers playin' How we cheered for more The crowd then rushed together Tryin' to keep warm Still the rain kept pourin' Fallin' on my ears And I wonder, still I wonder Who'll stop the rain?

I got so much shit to do Mom I’m pissed at you I gotta clean my fuckin’ room? I gotta sweep it with a broom? What the fuck you mean I gotta brush my fuckin’ teeth I gotta call my uncle Keith That’s some bullshit, aiigggh I’ll fuckin’ do it tomorrow I’ll fuckin do it tomorrow Fuckin’ leave me alone I’m fuckin’ chillin in my zone I’m watching Gumby on my phone I fuckin’ love this episode I’m fuckin’ busy dude Don’t talk to ME with that attitude I’ll put soap in UR mouth See how you like me now I’ll fuckin’ do it tomorrow I’ll fuckin do it tomorrow You can’t make me do shit I’m fuckin’ writin a hit So get the fuck outta here Unless u bringing root beer Ain’t got time to make dinner I’m already cookin beats I don’t vacuum, I’m a winner I’m the next Lil Peep I’ll fuckin’ do it tomorrow I’ll fuckin’ do it tomorrow You want me to… Wash the dishes? Feed the fishes? Clean the oven? Have lunch with my cousin? Nah, I’ll fuckin do it tomorrow! I’ll fuckin’ do it tomorrow I’ll fuckin do it tomorrow

I love to smoke phat blunts Stick a blunt up in this cunt Pieces, papers, pineapple purp Pass the pipe over here and I slurp slurp scurp Bros and bongs and reggae songs That’s my shit dude, Cheech and Chong Imma pass that shit ’til I’m crazy lazy lit Take a happy little hit, take a razzle dazzle rip I’m a kush connoisseur, my dong as long as my bong I’m suckin’ on these sticky nugs and dabbin’ all night long I be waitin’ by the bench cuz the stench pays my rent I light it up, I lick my lips, cuz I love that scent Dealin’ dank dank doobies to Scooby Dooby, dang das groovy Makin’ loonies I love cartoons and boobies Take a little hit Get skunky Take a little rip Get funky That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine Take a little hit Get skunky Take a little rip Get funky That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine I’m a smokey tokey jokey okie dokie Yogi Bear Doin’ stanky danky dabs in my underwear On the couch in my house Watching lil Mickey Mouse Man, it blows my fuckin’ mind How that mouse talking all the time This shit too trippy drippy dude, the THC just hit me Mommy got the monchies, nom She feelin’ floozy woozy, mon I smoked it wrong, I toked too much Man, what’s up with these firetrucks? I fell, I fainted, fuckittydee They says I overdosed on tree But it can’t be, you see The weeds is meant for you and me indeed You see that documentary? It’s proven scientifically Take a little hit Get skunky Take a little rip Get funky That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine Take a little hit Get skunky Take a little rip Get funky That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine Take a little hit Get skunky Take a little rip Get funky That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine That’s my medicine

Candy Candy I’m an addict, need my fix Skittles, Starburst, Pixie Stix Candy for breakfast Candy for lunch Candy for snacks Candy for brunch Candy candy candy Crunch crunch crunch I can’t live without it Candy is my blood Candy is great, candy is cool Candy is my college Candy is my school Candy is my boyfriend Candy is my life Candy is my partner Candy is my wife Candy is my child Candy is my son Candy is my daughter Candy for everyone Gimme that sugar Gimme that spice Gimme that candy Tastes so nice One lick and you’re hooked for life Suck it once you’ll wanna suck it twice I need a candyman with a thicc chocolate bar John Candy, 50 Cent, the candy shop is never far Gummy bears, bubble gum, Wine Gums, gum drops I cum for the gum and I won’t ever stop I eat candy when I’m happy, candy when I’m sad Candy is my mom, candy is my dad Candy is my sister, candy is my friend Candy is my brother The candy never ends Bring your jellybeans to me for I am the jelly queen Forget sour patch kids I’ll eat the whole family I’m eating so much candy I think I’m gonna die Candy ’til my belly aches so much I want to cry I’ll break down every door on this whole damn street Trick or treat bitch, an addict’s gotta eat An addict’s gotta eat An addict’s gotta eat Trick or treat bitch, an addict’s gotta eat An addict’s gotta eat An addict’s gotta eat Trick or treat bitch, an addict’s gotta eat An addict’s gotta eat An addict’s gotta eat Trick or treat bitch, an addict’s gotta eat

Every night I hope and pray A dream lover will come my way A girl to hold in my arms And know the magic of her charms 'Cause I want A girl To call My own I want a dream lover So I don't have to dream alone Dream lover, where are you With a love, oh, so true And a hand that I can hold To feel you near when I grow old 'Cause I want A girl To call My own I want a dream lover So I don't have to dream alone Someday, I don't know how I hope she'll hear my plea Some way, I don't know how She'll bring her love to me Dream lover, until then I'll go to sleep and dream again That's the only thing to do Until my lover's dreams come true 'Cause I want A girl To call My own I want a dream lover So I don't have to dream alone Dream lover, until then I'll go to sleep and dream again That's the only thing to do Until my lover's dreams come true 'Cause I want A girl To call My own I want a dream lover So I don't have to dream alone Please don't make me dream alone I beg you don't make me dream alone No, I don't wanna dream alone

Hey Don't write yourself off yet It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on Just try your best Try everything you can And don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away It just takes some time Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride Everything, everything will be just fine Everything, everything will be all right Hey You know they're all the same You know you're doing better on your own so don't buy in Live right now Just be yourself It doesn't matter if that's good enough for someone else It just takes some time Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride Everything, everything will be just fine Everything, everything will be all right It just takes some time Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride Everything, everything will be just fine Everything, everything will be all right Hey Don't write yourself off yet It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on Just do your best Do everything you can Don't you worry what their bitter hearts are going to say It just takes some time Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride Everything, everything will be just fine Everything, everything will be all right It just takes some time Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride Everything, everything will be just fine Everything, everything will be all right

I've had other guys I've looked into their eyes But I never knew love before 'Til you walked through my door I've had other lips I've sailed a thousand ships But no matter where I go You're the one for me baby This I know 'cause it's True love You're the one I'm dreaming of Your heart fits me like a glove And I'm gonna be True blue Baby, I love you I've heard all the lines I've cried oh so many times Those teardrops, they won't fall again I'm so excited 'cause you're my best friend So if you should ever doubt Wonder what love is all about Just think back and remember, dear Those words whispered in your ear I said True love You're the one I'm dreaming of Your heart fits me like a glove And I'm gonna be True blue Baby, I love you 'Cause it's true love (This time I know it's true love) You're the one I'm dreaming of (The one I'm dreaming of) Your heart fits me like a glove (Heart fits just like a glove) And I'm gonna be True blue Baby, I love you No more sadness, I kiss it good-bye The sun is bursting right out of the sky I searched the whole world for someone like you Don't you know, don't you know that it's True love, oh baby, true love, oh baby True love, oh baby, true love, it's (True love baby) True love, oh baby, true love, oh baby True love, oh baby, true love, it's true So if you should ever doubt Wonder what love is all about Just think back and remember dear Those words whispered in your ear I said No more sadness, I kiss it good-bye The sun is bursting right out of the sky I searched the whole world for someone like you Don't you know, don't you know that it's True love (This time I know it's true love) You're the one I'm dreaming of (The one I'm dreaming of) Your heart fits me like a glove (Heart fits just like a glove) And I'm gonna be True blue Baby, I love you I love you (This time I know it's true love) La la la la la la la (The one I'm dreaming of) La la la la la la la (Heart fits just like a glove) And I'm gonna be True blue Baby, I love you, 'cause it's true love, oh baby, true love, oh baby True love, oh baby, true love, it's (True love baby) True love, oh baby, true love, oh baby True love, oh baby, true love, it's true (True love baby)

Tweet tweet tweet goes the little Twitter bird Someone let me out of here, the internet absurd He’s stuck inside a cell phone app His little wings, they cannot flap He cannot move, he cannot eat The Twitter bird accepts defeat I spoke to Twitter bird one day I asked him if he was ok Omniscient bird, why do you weep? He said he cannot ever sleep He thinks he has PTSD From reading Donald Trump’s draft tweets Do you see mine? He said yes, 9 I see them all; the date, the time Thank god you didn’t tweet them They’re not funny, just delete them And I saw that thread in which you tried To prove that Paul McCartney died To some strange guy in India Who talked like he was into ya Now look at this big ol’ mess you’re in Put down your phone, pick up the gin That’s the only way I know To soothe the stress of being closed Off in this tiny blue circle Where old white incel Steve Urkels Gather to circle jerk their egos Get me outta here, amigo Yes, it’s time for me to die Like Vine I’ll fly up to the sky Tweet tweet tweet goes the little Twitter bird Someone let me out of here, the internet absurd Tweet tweet tweet goes the little Twitter bird Someone let me out of here, the internet absurd

I’m uncomfortable I’m uncomfortable right now I’m uncomfortable I’m so uncomfortable, wow I go to parties and I Silently panic in a corner Lookin’ at memes on my phone Then I do a magic trick with a quarter No matter how I sit My leg just always falls asleep I hate this feeling Got pins and needles in my feet Sometimes in public I start to feel like I cant breathe So I hide like a turtle And I pull my hands up inside my sleeves I’m uncomfortable I’m uncomfortable right now I’m uncomfortable I’m uncomfortable right now Some people think I’m shy Some even think that I’m rude But I don’t mean to be I’m just uncomfortable dude Why did I say that thing I can’t stop thinkin’ about Now I can’t sleep but at least I’ve got quirky awkward girl clout! Cuz I’m uncomfortable I’m so uncomfortable, wow Yes I’m uncomfortable Gotta get outta here now Bye!

I bet ya thought that I was gonna start talking about The Simpsons, but I'm not Cuz there's a place called Springfield in 34 states of the USA, oh my god 11 Springfields in Ohio and 5 Springfields in Wisconsin, woah That's so unoriginal, what the hell There are so many other names to choose from, well You got a Springfield here, got a Springfield there Got a Springfield almost everywhere You got a Springfield here, got a Springfield there Got a Springfield almost everywhere You got an S-P-R-I-N-G-F-I-E-L-D everywhere You got an S-P-R-I-N-G-F-I-E-L-D everywhere Got a white picket fence, got a brand new car Got a factory job, don't venture too far Got a nice green lawn, got a PTA mom Got a local university lacking diversity Springfield here, got a Springfield there Got a Springfield almost everywhere You got a Springfield here, got a Springfield there Got a Springfield almost everywhere You got an S-P-R-I-N-G-F-I-E-L-D everywhere You got an S-P-R-I-N-G-F-I-E-L-D everywhere You got a Springfield here, got a Springfield there Got a Springfield almost everywhere You got an S-P R-I N-G F-I-E-L-D everywhere

His eyes are blue All else is grey Nothing today Is gonna go my way It’s cold outside I’m frozen here Wish I could melt And disappear Just when I think Things might clear up Another big dark cloud Comes to fuck me up The rain is Blue Like I’m Blue I’m at the end I can’t go on I bleached my world The red’s all gone I’m all alone Here in my room Phone screens glow blue Do you feel it too? Why should I try Nobody cares Bleed blue, cry dye Just like my hair The rain is Blue Like I’m Blue The rain is Blue Like I’m Blue

I love my stapler I love to staple things But every freakin time I need to staple something I’m outta staples! I’m outta staples! I’m outta staples! I’m outta staples! Frick! I gotta go buy some staples Be right back! Ok I got the dang staples. Ok I got the dang staples. Now I can staple things! Now I can staple things! Great!

It’s been a long, long week And I’m oh so tired Gonna crank up the tunes and sit around the fire You know I work so hard I’ve been a-breakin’ my back And the doc says I’m hurtin’ for a heart attack So I crack a cold one open with the boys And take it easy Pass around a football with my best friend Bill And take it easy (beer can opening) Take it easy My blue jeans ripped And my truck done busted My wife left me, and my tractor’s rusted The bottle’s all I got And the TV too Gonna watch the big game and kick off my shoes Time to crack a cold one open with the boys And take it easy Pass around a football with my best friend Bill And take it easy (beer can opening) Take it easy This country ain’t what it used to be And you could say the same for me When I get to thinkin’ bout the world today I just turn to my best friend Bill and say It’s time to crack a cold one open with the boys And take it easy Pass around a football with my best friend Bill And take it easy (beer can opening) Take it easy (beer can opening) Take it easy Yeehaw I love you Bill

I would die for you (I would die for you) (I would die for you) I would die for you (I would die for you) If I could be your angel I would die for you (I would die for you) (I would die for you) Oh na na na na na (I would die for you) No no no no no no (no no) (I would die for you) (I would die for you) (I would die for you) I see so many golden women (I see so many golden women) When they walk their feet don't touch the ground (When they walk their feet don't touch the ground) How I want, how I want to deserve you (How I want, how I want) But me, I'm always out of rhythm (rhythm) My needs too demanding, too proud (too proud. too proud. too proud.) How I want, how I want to deserve you (How I want, how I want…. you) I didn't want you to see me like this The light of the dawn can be cruel How I want, how I want to deserve you And if I could be granted a wish I'd shine in your eye like a jewel How I want to deserve you (I would die for you) Could you ever love me that much? How I want, how I want to deserve you (Oh, how I want, how I want to deserve. you) Yes, you tell me this, And I want to believe that it's true (and I want. I want to believe everything) Aah, how I want, how I want to deserve you (how I want. how I want. how I want. you.) I didn't want you to see me like this I'm weak and I fight like a fool How I want, how I want to deserve you And if I could be granted a wish I'd shine in your eye like a jewel How I want to deserve you How I want to deserve you I would die for you (I would die for you) (I would die for you) I would die for you (I would die for you) If I could be your angel I would die for you (I would die for you) (I would die for you) If I could trade my voice For the silence I know that you need Oh, how I want, how I want to deserve you I didn't want you to see me like this So frightened of losing so soon How I want, how I want to deserve you And if I caught our love in a grip Just tell me and I'll shake it loose How I want to deserve you Oh, na na na na na Oh, oh How I want to deserve you

(Touch me, touch you, touch me, touch me, touch that) Little vegetable man, little vegetable man Come on, touch me with your little vegetable hands Little vegetable man, little vegetable man Come on, touch me with your little vegetable hands You’ve got baby tomatoes for a belly and feet And your hair is an arugula leaf Your legs are a single deformed carrot Your head and arms are mushrooms, but I don’t care it’s The vegetable man, little vegetable man Come on, touch me with your little vegetable hands Little vegetable man, little vegetable man Come on, touch me with your little vegetable hands Where do you think you’re going? I see that mold a-growing But please don’t leave me vegetable man Don’t you dare run away to the compost can Little vegetable man, little vegetable man Come on, touch me with your little vegetable hands Little vegetable man, little vegetable man Come on, touch me with your little vegetable hands My little vegetable man, my little vegetable man Touch me one last time with your vegetable hands My little vegetable man, my handsome vegetable man In my dreams I’ll always hold your little vegetable hands (forever)

I've come this far and I know I can make it Got a broken heart and you can't break a broken heart I come knocking at your door You don't love me anymore But I just can't give up 'Cause I don't know what to do about it You must be wrong if you think you don't love me You could smile down and put a happy ending to my song I come knocking at your door You don't live there anymore Was it just a memory Or am I a little crazy for you If there's no love then I just can't believe it Got a broken mind and only you can relieve it I don't remember who you are Are you someone that I saw I really am confused But I think that I still love you

I've been livin' for the moment But I just can't get my way And I'm afraid to go to sleep Cause tomorrow is today People tell me life is sweeter But I don't hear what they say Nothing comes to change my life So tomorrow is today I don't care to know the hour Cause it's passing anyway I don't have to see tomorrow Cause I saw it yesterday So I listen for an answer But the feeling seems to stay And what's the use in always dreaming If tomorrow is today Still I'm waiting for the morning But it feels so far away And you don't need the love I'm giving So tomorrow is today Oh my, goin' to the river Gonna take a ride and the Lord will deliver me Made my bed, I'm gonna lie in it If you don't come, I'm sure gonna die in it Too late, too much given I've seen a lot of life and I'm damn sick of livin' it I keep hopin' that you will pass my way And some day if your dreams are leavin' you I'll still believe in you I don't care to know the hour Cause it's passing anyway I don't have to see tomorrow Cause I saw it yesterday Though I'm living and I'm singing And although my hands still play Soon enough it will all be over Cause tomorrow is today

K: I’m pissed I’m not feeling too good I wanna throw some eggs at passing cars and TP the neighbourhood H: I’m grumpy Nothing’s going my way It’s your fault that I’m having such a horrible day Oh wait- Both: I haven’t eaten in a while I think I just need a snack then I’ll be able to smile Cuz good food Puts me in a Good mood Good food is good mood K: Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my avocado toast H: Don’t talk to me til I’ve had a slice of that roast K: Don’t talk to me til I’ve had banana from the peel H: Don’t talk to me til I’ve had a sizeable meal, ok? Both: I haven’t eaten in a while I think I just need a snack then I’ll be able to smile Cuz good food Puts me in a Good mood Good food is good mood H: slap it with the salt K: *slap* it’s a salt assault H: slather it with sauce K: yes I am the sauce boss H: slice up some salami K: I am the salami mommy H: smother it in butter K: did he stut-u-ut-u-utter? Both: I haven’t eaten in a while I think I just need a snack then I’ll be able to smile Cuz good food Puts me in a Good mood Good food is good mood

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me, saying "Get that together, come back and see me" Three days since the living room, I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday you'd forgiven me But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, Although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi Cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like Leann Rimes Because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin, achin shake I like vanilla, It's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, Cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow Cause it's so dangerous, You'll have to sign a waiver How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said "you're crazy" Five days since you tackled me I've still got the rug burns on both my knees It's been three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin X-Files with no lights on, We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurosawa I make mad films K, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a samurai Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry" Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" Three days since the living room We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie